St. Peter read the Doomsday Book, he read the pages through, 'Oh, Maggie, I see Tory tykes, but none as bad as you. "You helped the rich get richer, you trod upon the poor, so heaven has no room for you, not even at the door. 'You raised the prices in the shops, the unions you'd destroy, and heaven is a friendly place of peace and love and joy. 'You tried to ban Olympic Games, you'd spoil the World of sport, and Maggie, we've no halo here for any of your sort. ON DEBALT OF HER CLASS 'But if it's war and hate you want, a place to suit you well is hotter regions down belon where you can kick up hell.' Poor Maggie took her bags and climbed down the golden stair, and stopped her coming there. 'Oh Maggie, we have heard of you from every kind of source, and though our hell's a wicked place, you'd make it ten times worse. So Maggie wanders round the world, still burdened down with sin -for Pete or Nick are not the fools who voted Maggie in.
Socialist Challenge1981Socialist Challenge No. 203, 25 June 1981
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